This is a little experiment with Markov chain text generation. The code is from shabda (with a tweak to always end with a period), and the corpus is most of the text I posted to the WELL during the time I was most active, mostly from 1997 to 2000.
Access it's talking about is generally considered to be a C program that sucks the information out of the original (which this essentially is), you could shoot someone with the net doesn't mean it's necessarily trying to think of any os that has a cage they were then known, have all disappeared.