This is a little experiment with Markov chain text generation. The code is from shabda (with a tweak to always end with a period), and the corpus is most of the text I posted to the WELL during the time I was most active, mostly from 1997 to 2000.
Breezy C: Curvy D: Developed DD: Damn Developed F: Fortification G: Gargantuan H: Heinous I was using a Powerbook 2400c that's pretty much outclassed by everything else is too heavy.