This is a little experiment with Markov chain text generation. The code is from shabda (with a tweak to always end with a period), and the corpus is most of the text I posted to the WELL during the time I was most active, mostly from 1997 to 2000.
I know it doesn't crash every time I wanted in a round about, packing up stuff, and I've been playing it on over to tips-team@well.com! time.